Author Topic: MISCELLANEOUS 83 (part 2)  (Read 265 times)

Kid Bronco

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« on: February 19, 2018, 08:31:22 PM »
So, what would you do? You try to pull the obscene, ten-inch blade from your lower belly and realize that it's one of those especially designed for butchering game that you've shot. There's even a name for it and for whatever reason, you feel the need to scream out its name to Bronco and the others there in the saloon: "GUT KNIFE... YA USED AH FUCKIN' GUT KNIFE ON ME. FUCK... CAN'T... CAN'T PULL IT OUT.

It's driving the poor kid crazy. First, it makes 'em start doubling over at the waist. Convulsions. Naturally that does even more damage. Bronco calls out some advice: "Hey kid, yer just gonna slice yer guts up even more by doin' that."

Then the kid starts lifting his left leg up and pounding his heavy boot on the floor. Over and over again. Of course that helps the blade to cut in other directions, thereby slicing other gut matter. Oh yeah, Bronco and the other spectators are getting off just watching the show. As the frenzied kid with a bounty on his head crashes about, he starts slapping at his chaps which sounds sexy as hell.